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    designed by mr Diagonal with photos by Isabelle Wuilmart.
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with apologies to Paul McCartney

lyrics

WHEN I'M 46

I'll fuck like a rabbit, my last healthy habit,
when I'm 46.

I'll live in a van with a watering can,
making nice sheepskin mitts.

I'll run up the maypole a flag on that fateful
day I'm 46.

How many candles will be on the cake ?
2 times 23 !

This is the final phase of my major-minor impromptu.

Just to put an end to the 7-year itch,
one last spank you haughty little *****
And then I'll stop my naughty tricks
when I'm 46.

2 times 23 ! The crisis is over...
Thanks for your letters ! Till the next crisis !
Midlife crisis midlife crisis...
You're looking great ! You're in good shape !
You are a grown up now ! You are a grown up now !
The end.

credits

from mr Diagonal's Midlife Crisis, released October 15, 2015
words+music, korg piano, voice: Dan Barbenel
backing vocals, cello: Annemie Osborne
other vocal arrangements+voices: Philippe Tasquin, Zoé Tenret
trumpet: David Picard
additional instruments and belgo-delic procuction: Gil Mortio

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Mr Diagonal Brussel, Belgium

mr Diagonal (aka Dan Barbenel) is a multi-faceted musician/ songwriter at the frontiers of
pop, cabaret and theatre music.

In true diagonal fashion, he always cuts a dash and declines to cut corners.

PLEASE NOTE
I have closed my evil Paypal account.
Without which no man may buy or sell on bandcamp.

To buy stuff please email me at daniel.barbenel@gmail.com
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