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On the Day that Jesus Christ Returns

from Crooner Virus EP by Mr Diagonal

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THE DAY THAT JESUS CHRIST RETURNS

One wet Sunday, sitting home alone
watching furry porn,
three Jehovah's Witnesses came knocking on my door...

This is what I heard them say:
'this whole world will pass away,
Babylon will burn burn burn!
They'll be famine, war and plague
and giant locust swarms,
on the day that Jesus Christ returns.'

I've a feeling
I've heard that before.
When my guests were gone,
I opened The Watchtower and this is what I learned:

'This perfect world will fall apart,
but there's still place on Noah's ark!
When there's nowhere left to turn,
don't claim to be innocent, don't say you were not warned,
on the day that Jesus Christ returns.'

It's as simple as the light of day:
the darkness will be swept away,
it will be eternal dawn!
We will live by Prophecy and theocratic laws...

Well my perfect world just fell apart,
and I badly need a brand new start:
pass the application form!

We will learn to levitate and burn our tax returns.
We will dance in circles wearing purple uniforms.
We will be one nation embracing unicorns
on the day that Jesus Christ returns.

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from Crooner Virus EP, released April 9, 2020
words and music: Dan Barbenel / mr Diagonal

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Mr Diagonal Brussel, Belgium

mr Diagonal (aka Dan Barbenel) is a multi-faceted musician/ songwriter at the frontiers of
pop, cabaret and theatre music.

In true diagonal fashion, he always cuts a dash and declines to cut corners.

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