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I'm the Crooner Virus

from Crooner Virus EP by Mr Diagonal

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The Truth.

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I'M THE CROONER VIRUS

I'm the Crooner Virus,
hi how do you do?
My name is SARS Coronavirus 2.
Yes it's rather catchy (please excuse the pun),
but like Miley Cyrus I've the right to have some fun;
and my first hit went straight to number 1.

I'm the Crooner Virus
so far and yet so near.
They fight me on the beaches
and close the cocktail bars.
That's why drinking bleach is such a marvelous idea.
Drink up mr President, and cheers!

We viruses pioneered the
perfect business plan:
sales have hit the sky despite limited demand.
We invest in people
-centred factories:
no safety regulations and the labour costs are free.
That's why human capital is key.

I'm the Crooner Virus,
everywhere I lurk,
tirelessly installing the wireless 5G network
(a name that you can trust).
I had a word with Elon Musk,
we made a secret plan
to propagate by starlink and irradiate Japan.
Oh and don't forget to wash your hands!

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from Crooner Virus EP, released April 9, 2020

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Mr Diagonal Brussel, Belgium

mr Diagonal (aka Dan Barbenel) is a multi-faceted musician/ songwriter at the frontiers of
pop, cabaret and theatre music.

In true diagonal fashion, he always cuts a dash and declines to cut corners.

PLEASE NOTE
I have closed my evil Paypal account.
Without which no man may buy or sell on bandcamp.

To buy stuff please email me at daniel.barbenel@gmail.com
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