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I Feel Terribly Bad

by Mr Diagonal

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A topical song about disease. But for once it's not all bad news.

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Claus Schwab has leukemia and Bill Gates has the plague,
Biden has amnesia, the cause is rather vague.

Xi Jin Ping has cholera and Kim Jong-Un has mumps,
Donald Trump's monkeypox left some nasty lumps.

Meloni has malaria and Von der Leyen's mad,
Tony Blair needs full-time care and I feel terribly bad.

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De Croo has brucellosis and VandenBrouke has AIDS;
I hate to say that Erdogan has hepatitis A.

Macron caught syphilis (though not from me I add),
and poor old Putin's prostate looks as grim as Stalingrad

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Orban's chemotherapy I fear has come too late
(please call a shrink, I think I hate every head of state!)

Cycle cell anemia has struck Netanyahoo!
And Sunak's hemophilia has turned his blood bright blue.

I hate to say that Anthrax struck the president of Chad;
Zelensky has leprosy and I feel terribly bad.

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Megan has meningitis, Harry has lockjaw,
Bourla has ebola, the prognostic is poor.
Fauchi has shingles, I report with great regret
Ardern's hysterectomy caused severe distress to me,
and Trudeau's scrotal ectopy has throttled his assets...

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Every death's a tragedy but one thing makes me glad:
disease at least is democratic...so it's not all bad!

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released March 11, 2024
words and music by mr Diagonal / Dan Barbenel

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Mr Diagonal Brussel, Belgium

mr Diagonal (aka Dan Barbenel) is a multi-faceted musician/ songwriter at the frontiers of
pop, cabaret and theatre music.

In true diagonal fashion, he always cuts a dash and declines to cut corners.

PLEASE NOTE
I have closed my evil Paypal account.
Without which no man may buy or sell on bandcamp.

To buy stuff please email me at daniel.barbenel@gmail.com
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